I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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