omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I puked a lego.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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