If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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