I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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