her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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