The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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