they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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