1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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