I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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