so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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