Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
