I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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