There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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