I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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