Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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