how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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