accomplished twins. life is a go
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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