I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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