so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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