Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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