I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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