i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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