Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My nipple is on Facebook.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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