Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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