Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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