I look better un-naked...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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