there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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