Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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