we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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