I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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