She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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