Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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