Umm I'm too high to move.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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