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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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