he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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