so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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