From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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