your thong is hanging out like whoa
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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