dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
