i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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