Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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