I want to stick my p in your. b.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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