I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i believe in u and ur pee
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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