i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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