She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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