Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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