Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You may now shotgun with the bride
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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