I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"