It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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