So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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