I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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