I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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it glows. i had to have it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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