Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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