people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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