No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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