Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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