I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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